When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
If Chuck Norris misses a roundhouse-kick, you will still die.
People believe in God. God believe in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can see all 50 states from his house.
Chuck Norris protects his body guards.
When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken. It´s Chuck Norris´s leg. He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
Chuck Norris makes Power Point look weak.
When Chuck Norris was a baby, he sucked on a pacifier and made it cry.