When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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The speed of light was instituted because Chuck Norris didn't want get winded outrunning it.
Chuck Norris hates to sweat.
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Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key.
Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
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In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
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Chuck Norris is why we don't need no stinking badgers.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Professor X is on a wheelchair.
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A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself.
Now he has provoked the event 2012.
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Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play "hide-and-seek."
He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
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Chuck Norris brings his fists to gunfights.
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