Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
In reality, only Chuck Norris is allowed to sing "We are the Champions". He has no time for losers. He will rock you.
If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'till." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can stab you with a basketball- Brandon De La Riva.
Santa writes to Chuck Norris about what he wants for Christmas.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
When a mime sees Chuck Norris, he makes a glass wall and pretends he's dead.
Chuck Norris can paint the rainbow... with black.