Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
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The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway.
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Chuck Norris can pull a hat out of a rabbit.
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Chuck Norris can milk birds.
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The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
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If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
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Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
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They say if u talk shit about Chuck Norris he will slam ur face into the keyboard but he's to dumb to find me jdjdjddjdjfbfnfmapoibrndskdhsnjsjrrjwiaokdbdjaaksjdbjs this is Chuck Norris let that be a lesson.
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