Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
When Chuck Norris was 3 years old , he was bored And decided to carve a sculpture with only his Baby toe nail , this sculpture is now called.... Mount Rushmore
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
Chuck Norris will attain statehood in 2009. His state flower will be the Magnolia.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face. Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
When Chuck Norris decides he wants to kill some time... it's not a figure of speech. He actually does it.
Chuck Norris is the reason why This Little Piggy cried wee wee wee all the way home.
Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours. Can you? Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
Chuck Norris is widely predicted to be first black president. If you’re thinking to yourself, “But Chuck Norris isn’t black”, then you are dead wrong. And stop being a racist.
Chuck Norris can make same magnet polarities stick together.
When Chuck Norris bakes cookies for his enemies, he adds his own secret ingredient to make a special taste to it. Its called "defeat".