Chuck Norris can do push-ups with his beard.
Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
When Chuck Norris gets pulled over he read the officers his rights.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
The hardest known subsatance in the universe is Chuck Norris's will.
Chuck Norris stared at the sun... the sun went blind.
The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.