Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
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Chuck Norris shot a man to death with an unloaded nerf gun.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can startle his own reflection.
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Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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In a fight between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris would win.
No questions.
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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
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The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
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Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
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