Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945.
De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
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Once chuck norris and time had race.
Result: The time is still running.
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris.
After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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There was this General-in-training, and his superiors were asking him questions
“What happened on June 6, 1944?”
“We stormed the beach at Normandy, which later became known as D-Day, sir!”
“What was the turning point of world war 2?”
“Battle of the bulge, sir!”
“What’s is the importance of May 12″ The Man thought and thought “I don’t know, sir!”
The superior then said “Well, I’ll tell your wife that you forgot her birthday.”
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
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A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, "I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday."
Well, you can imagine her disappointment.
The next year, her birthday rolls around again and this time he doesn't get her anything.
She says, "Why didn't you get me a birthday present!?"
He replies, "You didn't use what I got you last year!"
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It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
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Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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Q: What does it mean if you were born in September?
A: That your parents started the new year with a bang!
Chuck Norris was born feet first.
It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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