Chuck norris was born on May 6 1945. De Nazi surrenderd on May 7 1945.
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
2012 is the predicted date for the end of the world. The only rational explanation is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
There was this General-in-training, and his superiors were asking him questions “What happened on June 6, 1944?” “We stormed the beach at Normandy, which later became known as D-Day, sir!” “What was the turning point of world war 2?” “Battle of the bulge, sir!” “What’s is the importance of May 12″ The Man thought and thought “I don’t know, sir!” The superior then said “Well, I’ll tell your wife that you forgot her birthday.”
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
Every 5 seconds, somewhere in the world, someone dies of Chuck Norris.
Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.