Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
Big Foot discovered Chuck Norris and hid in the forest.
Chuck Norris's 1st Grade teacher asked him how many stars there were on the American Flag. Chuck Norris replied "Yes." and was correct.
Chuck Norris once went to Stevie Wonders concerts and smiled at him; Stevie Wonder is now blind.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris doesn't use his hand to catch bullets, he uses his mind.
Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
When Chuck Norris walks into a room, the mice jump on chairs.
Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.