Chuck Norris caught a bullet with the same gun he fired it from.
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Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick with his arms.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
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The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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Chuck Norris went sky diving 50 times.
He used a parachute twice.
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Chuck Norris paints little red wagons for a living with his victim's blood.
But not the wheels.
That's just wrong.
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
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Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines.
They have footprints.
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Chuck Norris can win an argument with his wife.
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