Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
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Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
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When Neil Armstrong first landed on the moon he saw aliens worshiping Chuck Norris's footprints.
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Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
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Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room.
The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
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Curiosity didn't kill the cat.
Chuck Norris did.
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Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
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The saying "Kill two birds with one stone" actually came from when chuck Norris downed two Peregrin Falcons with one roundhouse kick.
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At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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