Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
If Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks you, even Google won't be able to find you.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
Chuck Norris likes steel wool... it's his loofah.
The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
There are no weapons of mass destruction. Just Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can fall up.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.