Chuck Norris does not go fishing, the fish surrender.
Before his rise to fame, Jaws was Chuck Norris's goldfish.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris is the only person able beat a fish at holding his breath under water.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
For breakfast Chuck Norris enjoys toast and jellyfish.
Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
Chuck Norris is the only one who has a silver goldfish.
Chuck Norris once won an underwater breathing contest with a fish.
Chuck Norris will never die. The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
I took my grandma to a fish spa center where the little fish eat your dead skin for only $45. It was way cheaper than having her buried in the cemetery.