Chuck Norris wears sunglasses not to protect his eyes from the sun, but to protect the sun from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
Ever.
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Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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