When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris created Heavy Metal when he was upset.
Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was asked to star in Night of the Living Dead but filming was ended after the zombies were to afraid to be roundhouse kicked in the face.
Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
When somebody else yawns, Chuck Norris does not.
Once, Chuck Norris only filled his name in on the SAT. He got a perfect score.