When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris did the blue whale challenge.
By the 50th day, his instructor had jumped off the building.
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When Chuck Norris finishes his workout, the gym takes a break.
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Chuck Norris eats black holes for breakfast.
They taste like chicken.
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Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
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