Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.
The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks, physics decides to shut up.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
For fear of Chuck Norris, his shoes tie themselves.
T. S. Eliot measured out his life with coffee spoons. Chuck Norris uses a backhoe.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.