Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.
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Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?"
It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much.
Chuck Norris throws down!
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The only time Chuck Norris made a mistake was when he thought he made a mistake
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Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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When Chuck Norris gets nominated for the ALS ice bucket challenge, the bucket donates $1000 to ALS research.
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How much white out does Chuck Norris use?
Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
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Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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