Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Chuck Norris is allowed to draw pictures of Mohammad.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
Chuck Norris can see ultra-violet light.
When Chuck Norris plays sudoku, he can put two same numbers in one square and still solve it right.
Chuck Norris' jokes don't have punchlines. They have footprints.
If Chuck Norris punches you in your dream you will wake up with bruises.
Even though Chuck Norris' lives in Dallas, Texas, his house still has spectacular views of both the Atlantic and Pacific oceans.
Chuck gives the sun the chills.
Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.