Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it.
Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
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Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
In the beginning, God created light because Chuck allowed him to.
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Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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When observing a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick in slow motion one finds that Chuck Norris actually rapes his victim in the ass, smokes a cigarette with Dennis Leary, and then roundhouse kicks them in the face.
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Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
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Chuck Norris' pulse-rate is measured on the Richter Scale.
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