When Chuck Norris breaks the speed limit, no one can put it back together again.
Chuck Norris sheds his skin twice a year.
Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
Chuck Norris knows who let the dogs out.
The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
Dragons watch a movie called 'How to train your Chuck Norris.'
When cops pull Chuck Norris over, THEY try to talk THEIR way out of it.
Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.