Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
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Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
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Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
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What do you do if a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
Pull out the pin and throw it back.
When Chuck Norris is put in a straight jacket to be contained, he doesn't go insane, the jacket does.
NOBODY tries to contain Chuck Norris.
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Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''