No matter how fast you run, Chuck Norris will always walk faster.
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The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
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When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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Chuck Norris is ambidextrous.
He can do Roundhouse kicks with his left and right leg.
All at the same time.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
Chuck Norris can strum your pain with his fingers, tell your whole life with his words – but mainly just kill you softly with his song.
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Chuck Norris dosen't get lost...
Everything around him is in the wrong place!
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Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks.
No one finished it.
Why?
Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick.
It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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Bacons' favorite smell is Chuck Norris.
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