There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.
With him inside it.
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Chuck Norris knows who's buried in Grant's Tomb.
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God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
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