There is no such thing as an endangered species, they are Chuck's likes and dislikes.
Chuck Norris went up Niagra Falls in a barrel.
When you google up Chuck Norris, he googles you back for revenge.
Chuck Norris can listen to 24 hours worth of music and not move a single muscle.
For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling. He already knows the outcome.
Chuck Norris cuts off parts of his beard and sells it...we know this as kevlar.
When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating. He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Chuck Norris can alphabetize m&m's
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.