Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
Chuck Norris can freeze water using a toaster.
Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
Chuck Norris caught all the 493 Pokemon... With the Yellow version.
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
Hurricane Katrina wasn't the weather... it was the wind of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick from Texas to Louisiana.