Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
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Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one.
When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face.
We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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Chuck Norris can put 13 eggs in a dozen carton.
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"Walker Texas Ranger: The Movie 3-D" was considered by Warner Brothers; however the technology to create the visual effects will never be possible.
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Chuck Norris once encountered the men in black and he still remembers it.
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Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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