Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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Chuck Norris invented hot sauce.
To put on his peppers.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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Thundergun shot is a Chuck Norris sneeze.
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A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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