Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris rejects your reality and substitutes it with his fist.
If you click on start, run, then type in Chuck Norris you will get a permanent blue screen of death.
NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Facebook, he has a Fistbook... No one's his friend.
Electricity pays Chuck Norris to light up his house.
Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
The list of names at the end of every Chuck Norris film is the list of people he's killed.
When Clark Kent goes into a phonebooth, Superman comes out. When Chuck Norris goes into a phone booth, it explodes and Chuck walks away.