Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
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Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes.
He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.
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Chuck Norris found the fountain of youth, but...he wasn't thirsty.
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Chuck Norris can follow you into a revolving door and come out ahead of you.
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Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same.
Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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When Chuck Norris plays Monopoly, it changes the actual world economy.
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Chuck Norris can speak Spanish in three different languages.
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
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Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
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Chuck Norris is the meaning of life.
Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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