Dreams about Chuck Norris are in 4D.
Q: How many Chuck Norris\' does it take to screw in a lightbulb? \r\nA: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
When Chuck Norris forgets something it ceases to exist.
Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
Chuck Norris was asked if he would be running for President, after a chuckle, he stated, nothing makes him run.
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
Chuck Norris didn't grow a beard, a beard grew Chuck Norris.
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
Lightning doesn't strike Chuck Norris, chuck norris strikes lightning!