Chuck Norris makes his own Girl Scout cookies using real Girl Scouts.
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Chuck Norris does not need deodorant because sweat instantly runs away.
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.
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Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
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Angelina Jolie can curve a bullet. Chuck Norris can curve a laser.
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Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
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Chuck Norris never bathes.
Dirt is too afraid to cling to him.
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Cars were invented to have a faster way of fleeing from Chuck Norris.
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris invented the car accident.
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Chuck Norris can tell you what a lethal injection feels like
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Chuck Norris leaves messages before the beep.
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