Chuck Norris doesn't cry. His eyes sweat.
Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.
Hiroshima nagasaki was nothing but the result of chuck norris skydiving in Japan.
Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
Chuck Norris can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice and Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick me for being stupid.
Chuck Norris' primary weapon in Call of Duty is his roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
Chuck Norris can break his opponents serve with an ace.