Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance. He breaks dance
Chuck Norris doesn't need a stapler, he puts the paper between his fingers and they just stick.
Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
In a fight with the drill sergeant from "Full Metal Jacket," I'm afraid Chuck would gracefully decline to fight.
Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using Myspace.
Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.