Chuck Norris Doesn't breakdance.
He breaks dance
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Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding.
Chuck gave him a warning.
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Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
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When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
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Chuck Norris can hammer a wall into a nail.
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When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer?
He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
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Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a security system. Chuck Norris is a security system.
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