Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
Yo Momma so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.
Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her passport picture.
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
Yo momma’s so stupid, when she went to a movie and it said, ‘Under 17 not admitted’, she went home to find 16 relatives.