Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo momma so stupid that she brought a ruler to bed to see how long she could sleep.
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
What do you call an elf who tells silly jokes? A real Christmas Card!
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper