Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same. Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
Chuck Norris destroyed the Lord of Rings. Twice.
Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
Chuck Norris' Facebook status has a dislike button...nobody clicks it.
Chuck Norris is the only person who can write history of the future.
The movie Unstoppable is based on Chuck Norris' morning jog.
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can win a Grammy from coughing.
Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
The Roswell UFO crashed because Chuck thought it was a frisbee.
Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.