Across all of the infinite number of parallel universes the version of Chuck Norris is the same.
Nature knows perfection when she sees it.
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Chuck Norris never has a deja vu.
No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of the man twice.
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Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game...
While using a golf ball.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to mow his lawn, He dares the grass to grow.
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Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
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Chuck Norris uses flatbed trailers as roller skates.
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The Tower of Pisa was in Chuck Norris' way.
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Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy.
"There were no survivors."
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There were 3 people on a boat, Chuck Norris, Jesus, and the Penelope, Jesus said
"I bet I can walk across the water."
He did, Chuck Norris tried, he did, the Penelope said
"They did it that means I do it." ,
He tried, he sank, Jesus said: "Should I have told him about the rocks?"
Chuck Norris said "What rocks?"
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Once while having s*x in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and ran into the engine.
We now know this truck....as Optimus Prime.
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