Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
In an official mandate, 'Walker, Texas Ranger' DVD discs have been ordered to replace the armor plating in all bulletproof vests.
Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!