The actual definition of U.F.O is Chuck Norris's Toy Frisbee.
Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
After Chuck Norris sweats the sweat evaporates into the sky and forms what we call lightning.
Chuck Norris can light the contents of the Windows recycle bin on fire.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
Curiosity didn't kill the cat. Chuck Norris did.
Chuck Norris didn't cross the road... he was already on the other side...
Chuck Norris named his parents.
Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.