Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier. In half.
In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
Last year Chuck Norris won the prize for best float at the Carnival in Rio simply by walking in the parade wearing his cowboy hat.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
Chuck Norris went to the sun and spent two nights.
Chuck Norris is the reason why George Michael is never gonna dance again.
Chuck Norris could catch that damn acorn in those ICE AGE movies!
Michael Jackson does moonwalk because he doesn't have time to turn and run away from Chuck Norris.
A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.