Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.
In half.
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The sun is Chuck Norris's pocket flashlight.
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Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest.
Chuck Norris won by 5.
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Chuck Norris will never die.
The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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People say that time heals all wounds.
They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Once, Chuck Norris told Nike to "just do it..." and it did.
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Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
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