The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris douses all his food in diesel fuel and sets it on fire, 'cuz he likes it mildly spicy.
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Chuck Norris once planted a box of Cheerios in his yard, the result was a donut tree.
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Chuck Norris once caught the Ebola virus, it's been on the run ever since.
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Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once ran in a movie marathon.... and won.
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Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
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Chuck Norris saved 100% on his car insurance by switching to Geico.
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Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
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Someone once broke into Chuck Norris' house and instead of stealing anything they gave Chuck Norris everything they owned.
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