Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her passport picture.
Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.
Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"