Joke #7854

Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her passport picture.

Yo mama so fat her chairs are buildings.

Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.

Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.

Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.

Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.

Yo mama's so black if she sat in a jacuzy the water turned into coffee.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.

Yo' Mama is so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.