Yo mama has been passed around by so many black dudes, they now call her..Spalding!
Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."
Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.