In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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Chuck Norris can get a strike in bowling using a ping-pong ball.
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The real reason that Oprah is ending her show on television is that Chuck phoned and said "That's enough!"
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Chuck Norris can read an eye chart with his eyes closed.
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Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris and Jean-Claude Van Damme play tug a war with live annacondas.
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Before god said, "Let there be light," he asked Chuck Norris,"Can light let there be?"
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Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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Right angles used to be called wrong angles until Chuck said, "I don't see anything wrong with them."
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Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
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