In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world. So Justin Bieber was created.
Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
Karma believes in Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
People have near-death experiences. Death has Near-Chuck-Norris experiences.
Chuck Norris puts ice cube trays in the cupboard, and he gets ice.
Chuck Norris' beard has a tattoo.
Chuck Norris once squeezed an M&M so hard that it turned into a Skittle.
May 6th, 1945: A then five-year old Chuck Norris swam the Atlantic Ocean. The next day, the Nazis surrendered...