Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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Fire trucks and ambulances pull to the shoulder when chuck Norris drives by.
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When Teddy Rosavelt said there is nothing to fear but fear itself he obiously hadn't met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't do cocaine.
Cocaine does Chuck Norris.
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Two halves make a whole.
Two wholes make Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
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Chuck Norris talks in my sleep.
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Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
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