Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.
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A: A Cold dog on a bun.
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Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!
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A: Because they can.
Q: So why do they stick their noses in women's crotches?
A: Same reason.
YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!
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A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths
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