Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.