Yo' Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she was asked to leave the OTB.
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
Yo' Mama is so dumb, she got fired from a blow job.
Yo mamas so poor she traded her car for gas money.
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
Yo momma so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.