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You never know when you might need a nail.
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Taylor Swift waved at a boy yesterday and he didn't wave back...
So she will have a new album coming out tomorrow.
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Mom: *walks in* Are you listening to Justin Bieber?
Daughter: No, I'm watching porn.
Mom: Oh, thank goodness.
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I said "Because he didn't die in real life"
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The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands.
"Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. "Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?"
"I don’t see why not," replies the doctor.
"That’s funny," says the man. "I wasn’t able to play it before."
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Friend: That's Ludacris. How Kanye West your money like that?
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