According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
Mr. Brown was telling his son a bed-time story. "Once upon a time there was a white bunny..." "Jeez..dad it's boring,what about science fiction?" "Ok,Ok" Mr Brown said. "Once upon a time there was a Bunny who got onto a spacecraft and...." "Dad, a little more grown up!" "Do you promise me not to tell your mom?" asked Mr Brown. " I swear!" "Ok", "Once upon a time there was a naked bunny..."
Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.