Chuck Norris is so strong, he can punch a hole through thin air.
Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
Chuck Norris has 5 bathtubs, they are known as the Great Lakes.
Chuck Norris had his first job as a paperboy. "There were no survivors."
Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
Someone tried to stab Chuck Norris in the stomach, and the knife bent on his rock-hard abs.
A Chuck Norris-delivered Roundhouse Kick is the preferred method of execution in 16 states.
Chuck Norris made time wait.
When Chuck Norris talks, people listen. When he doesn't, people still listen.