"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
Chuck Norris made a statue bleed.
The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris. It failed. Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris once played The Price Is Right. The prices attempted to guess the numbers Chuck Norris was thinking of.
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano.
Chuck Norris got elected for president, even though he didn't run for anything.
Time travel is possible. But you must first get past Chuck Norris...