"Between a rock and a hard place" refers to Chuck Norris' fists.
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Ozzy Osbourne bites the heads off of bats.
Chuck Norris bites the heads off of Siberian Tigers.
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Jokes about Chuck Norris are not funny, but all are afraid not to laugh.
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Chuck Norris never gets dirty.
The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
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Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
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Researchers once tried to measure Chuck Norris' IQ, but found that numbers don't count that high.
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The original CBS Survivor series was filmed in Chuck's mansion.
No episode aired, as no one survived.
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Chuck Norris has a diary.
It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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If there's something strange...
In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?...
CHUCK NORRIS!
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Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
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