Chuck Norris does not smile. \r\nHe flexes his teeth.
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It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
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When Chuck Norris goes to the cinema, he changes the movies with his remote control.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
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Guns can kill, Chuck Norris does!
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Chuck Norris can make a rap video without booties and cars.
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The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there.
In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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The Grinch steals Christmas from Santa, Chuck Norris steals Christmas from the Grinch.
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Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
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