Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
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The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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In 1666, Chuck Norris caught the Plague.
The Plague learned its lesson, and has stayed away since then.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear flowers in his hair when he goes to San Francisco, he wears poison ivy.
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Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
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Chuck Norris never needs help, help needs Chuck Norris.
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Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you.
If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
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Chuck Norris can make scissors beat rock.
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People created the automobile to escape from Chuck Norris...
Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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