Chuck Norris once leaned on the Tower of Pisa...
Spider-man can crawl on walls and ceilings, Chuck Norris can crawl on water.
Chuck Norris told Anne Robinson she was the weakest link and made her leave the stage.
In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
When Chuck Norris has a heart attack, he attacks back.
Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
Chuck Norris can hear his phone ring on silent.
Chuck Norris does not listen to lectures. Lectures listen to Chuck Norris.
There is a plaque laid next to the remnants of the Titanic which reads, "Only Chuck Norris is unsinkable"
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.