Joke #8046

Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!

There were these two blonds and they locked their keys in their car. The one blonde says to the other, "What do we do? Do we get a coat hanger and pick the lock?" The other one replied, "No, people will think we're trying to break in." The other one said, "Well do we get a knife and cut the rubber and pop the lock?" The other one answered," No, people will think we're too stupid to use the coat hanger." The other one said, "Well we better think of something quick because it's starting to rain and the sunroof is open."

Three guys sit in a bar complaining about their wives. The first guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she carries an automatic garage door opener in her car and she doesn't have a garage door." The second guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she listens to an iPod and she doesn't have any earphones." The third guy says, "My wife is so dumb, she carries a purse full of condoms and she doesn't even have a d**k."

Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!

Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."

Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.

Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.