Host migration is Chuck Norris pausing multiplayer.
The only mark ever made on Chuck Norris is his birth mark.
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
Chuck Norris can make a robot bleed.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers. The food cooks itself out of pressure.
Chuck gives the sun the chills.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
Chuck Norris doesn't hold any world records, he broke them all.