Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
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Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
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You see, masturbation is so unpredictable.
I just go up and down.
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Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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Q: How do you cancel an appointment at a sperm bank?
A: Tell them you can't cum.
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Q: What's the ultimate rejection?
A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
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Chuck Norris has a website, is called the internet.
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