Q: What do you get when you mix cigarettes with hot water? A: A soggy butt.
Q: What did the maxi pad say to the fart? A: You are the wind beneath my wings.
Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's? Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you. Boy Monster: Is it still beating?
What do you get when you eat a prune pizza? Pizzeria!
Hey, did you hear about the cannibal who arrived late to the dinner party? They gave him the cold shoulder!
Two gay men, Paul and Tom, were making love one night, and had just finished when Paul decided he was going to freshen up in the shower. Tom was laying there thinking about how wonderful Paul was, when he decided he was going to join him in the shower. When Tom got into the bathroom, he opened up the shower curtain and the first thing he saw was a large cumshot on the wall. He wailed to Tom, "I can't believe you! We just finish making love and you come in here and jack-off!" Paul looks at the wall and says "What are you talkng about? I wasn't jacking-off, I farted!"
Josi frequently attends his church Bingo club, where every week a gag doorprize is given out. One week, Josi is presented with a toilet brush. "What the hell is this?" he asks the pastor. "Why, it's a toilet brush." "Ooh, I see," says Josi. A couple weeks later, the pastor jokingly asks Josi how the brush is working. "Well, it's okay, but I think I'll go back to using paper."
I have a green nose, three red mouths, and four purple ears. What am I? Ugly!
What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies? One live one in the middle is eating its way out.
what is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute chicken goes cockadoodle do prostute goes any cock will do.
Q: Why did the cowboy have sh*t in his mustache? A: Cuz he'd been lookin for love in all the wrong places.