If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it naked or homeless?
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A: Show us your calves!
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When the police, ambulances and news reporters arrived, a reporter asked a tortoise what happened.
He replied: "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
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Why was the cannibal looking peeky?
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